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Show jt Called by Giants SN FRANCISCO (UPI) Don Brooks V J Y' ' V Operation HOFTAFL Will Make .those Fisli Lake Trout Grow Ed Goodson, the leading hitter in the Pacific Coast League, was called up Sa,ui-daby the San Francisco Giants. Goodson a first base-mawas batting .389 for Phcenix, with 14 doubles and one trple .umbered among his 42 hits. Weber Grabs Big Sky Baseball TitTe OGDEN, UTAH (AP) -Weber Sta'e won the Big Sky chambaseball Conference pionship Satuniay. defeating Idaho State Umvetsity, in the final game. Weber won three games In the fourteam double-eliminatio- tournament. qp S n ISU the tournament. He picked up a victory Friday over NAU. ISU jumped to a Mo-rulead in the top of the first inning on a double by shortstop defeated Northern Arizona, get into the playoff. Sophomore JefJiander Dace Day went the distance for the Wildcats. He allowed only one earned run and struck out 11 Bengal batters. It was his second victory in 9 0, to n Nick Ysursa. In die bottom of the inning, Weber centerfield-e- r Ron Fisher smacked a Mo-ru- n homer over the nght- - The Sett Like Tribune Sunday, May ?!, field fence to tie the game. The Wildcats added a run in the second and three more in the third. The Bengals victory eliminated NAU. First baseman Steve Promewych had three hits, ircluding a double and Mo runs batted in. 9-- 0 - B 13 13TS Cemerfielder Steve Brower knocked m tiro runs on a single in the eighth inning. Kmghom went all the wav, struck out three batters and walked three. If ISU had won the second game, it still would have had to play Weber another note innings to win the tournament. It seems that Utahs fisheries guys are in a big dither about tne fish in Fish Lake. The problem is that fish in Fish Lake grow real well until they get 11 about inches. Then they stop growing. Well. an body knows that an fih isn't much of a fish. An isnt even a good lying f'sh. Something has to be done. And your Dead Fish Editor is happy to announce that he has arrived at the solution. He pro11-m- er poses to put Operation HOFTAFL into operation so the fish will grow in Fish Lake But, of course, he will need the cooperation of UWORF (pronounced and DOWR (pronounced Dour) if Operation HOFTAFL (pronounced is going to succeed. The DFE got this brilliant inspiration while reading about the Kentucky Derby. It seems that after Riva Ridge won the derby he was taken back to his stable and rewarded with two gallons of hot oats. He simply loves hot oats, said his trainer. He has been eating hot oats since he was a tiny colt and that is the reason he is so big and strong and ran the horseshoes off those other nags in the derby. Hoff-Taffl- e) Make Fisli O If f O and Slroii Well, your DFE figured it out all by himself that if hot oats can make a horse big and strong then they ought to make fish big and strong. So, Operation HOFTAFL came into being. By now you have probably figured it out that HOFTAFL means Hot Oats For Trout At Fish Lake." After all, what else could it mean? And right now the DFE calls on UWORF to give all help possible on the project. UWORF, as you must know, stands for Utah Wildlife And Outdoor Recreation Federation. All the DFE is asking that UWORF assign President Bud Sullivan and some of the directors to be at Fish Lake every morning to cook the hot oats. That will be a real contribution to the environment. We then will call on DOWR to distribute the oats from boats. DOWR, as is plain to be seen, stands for Division of Wildlife Resource? DOWR has been studying Fish Lake trout now for three years and has all the boats available right on the lake. We might even get Governor Rampton interested and have him go out and throw the first hot oats to the trout. Fishermen Will Gripe After a few weeks of eating hot oats those Fish Lake trout should be tough and scrappy. Your DFE can just hear the fishermen down there griping. Fishermen always gripe, you know. Prior to HOFTAFL they griped about catching fish full of cheese. Now they will be able to gripe about fish that are full of oats. Caught a limit, gripes Joe Bloeke. Doggone things were full of oats. But if he catches a he wont care if it is full of oats or old cigar stubs. No, the DFE doesnt want any awards from UWORF for dreaming up HOFTAFL. He feels it is his bounden duty to help DOWR any way possible to perpetuate the fishery resource. Of course, if DOWR wants to put up a small plaque at Fish Lake with my name on it, I wont object. It could be in the form of an oatmeal package. Sez the Sourdough Kid: Did you hear about the two antique dealers who greeted each other with whats old with you? 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