| Show - I -- woe 0 : Nothing Serious ake a 4 4 4 4- 4 - 1 "' 1 4 4 7 ay Deo Ifolntiao NN it iteetillt IMMO pareata ttdak aothiag tot plating aa betide sin beater in' a radio right 'tit to the bathtub Is shark their thddrea 10 114 N "mollo - — - ff 1- Otab t '4 4gt AL y P7-4- i- t- a 1 1 I 111to Mod SowlerwmalifilMiwolamit Ihne411 madboaAmtditsals&AaimEmbi roomomidomoadLAmminaimmilimie are flirting with the warat death hazard I ditch According to Booms Fattcly statistko onottacqu ace la Utah the eraantental peek et tint automat Irrigation 1 men melees 51 this Agave titan at nay other 'Anglo oink Theme children A besukwns beau start" making eyes st one of the local belles Ile decider' that she is what he nitrite around the but to mash So what happens? Tbet poor his maize Basukuma blade bas to pork two years for to prove his honorable Ifro his father-in-latentkons Then If tho uld man likes the kid he is allowed to marry the he can make a first Installment of 60 sheep for the poor girL Imagine that sheep yet want If a father can raise a bevy of ' they girls he usually ends up with all the sheep in Basukum e not to mention a lot of tired AWL' Be Better A young fellow donut'' fare any better in li up in Alaska either If a young Alaskan be the Kenai tribe wants to get married wordPicks out the girl then—without a moves in with thelamily (Kind of chummy the rub: The young fellow huh?) But here"'housework for a year before Ma to do all the be caa marry the giri After a year ir he is it good housekeeper be is allowed to marry 7 the gal and bring SbOilli the blubber every -- Asionlit-- -: - 4t 1 IL Ai w Leo The unhappy tale et the hey sad the medklue cheat le all tea Ste queutly repeated In Utah home& Only &Midis le height at cheat: -- About all you have to do to rid yourself of is to let them rim about the house good-looki- rs your-preschoole- - WA40f iMVWWIFMff trimamomommononnammn sons-in-la- w - railings tiled you'd be surprised Jim fitipatrkk By proclamation of the the people that break their at ernoe March 211 to Aprib 1 has Decks been designated Home Safety iweek In Utah for 1950 This la One et the simplest yrrays to drowned when they feu into a the time when everyone is asked pool or an irr igation ditch HT cause fatal accidents be to leave - to PeY Particular--- attention to -- The pity-o- f that statistic is the gas ea in a stove Three dangers around the house and to that most cit those chattel people did it in 1949 and their erainchildrati to avoid dangert-- 7 woidd he anew now if the par funerals testify to its effective-loes- s - And Accidents by their nature a lees fatal but eats had taken the most ele--are 'unpredictable' If yeti could mentary precautions of fencing borribk method of foresee what is going to happen the water where the children causing' accidents Is to leave - played- - Even babies on ocean Y'ou could eiedrol it- - That ta matches around for children to beaches are not slaughtered so possible of course but statistics tight especially near to a gas have gone a long way to show us systematically as Utah's stove the most cdmmon causes of ac- - dren for on the seashore parents teeniest et erayeas cidents are ordinary homke are apprehennee and - they things that gain lethal effects 'etch their yoimgetAmi gaiety matches and colony! through 100111001011 tarelesimess household danger to ma drawing crayons usually have Ton cannotobetouslY bold the trona is the ordinary teakettle poisonous chemicals in their - bathtub at fault when you stand compositioi so onl3r the wooly A hurried brush over the steam uP sad rola for the towel and-- -- spout has resulted in many pain-en- d minded ot UI wiU leave them for ' on crutches for a month children to taste up sid and ugly him canning The nature of the bathtub is—sessos too provides splendid Medicine chests - should be ch that it IS allOPell and YOU opportunities for burning a care-- J placed three feet from the floor caused the occident by Da leas housewife Just take a light with sio doors or if one Is desired Snaking allowances for beauty's sake make awe grip on a hot container et for that-th- e catch doean't work and They ate moreover a lot of peaches and gravity will do the that there is no lock on it There dangers around the house teat - other is no better way to poison your that never get the hathtub's """"--" "— publicity and which in them ilwood floors sc selves Sr mundane and berm- of course the number of dan- leas You or your children are counted for a total of Si accigerous hotrumettts arotmd the the seeential element of an ac- - dents to old people last year ' home can be rnidtiplied Sometimes the fall was 4:attired cident ly by an active mindi I Knivea by a small rug insufficiently firearms mkes faulty bed - ' "- "a"'" anchored but no combination is steads medicine poisons insect sirs Donald Rose directtir of eo suitable for accidents as a spraTh paints for the hungry child--anthe home division Utah Safety highly polished floor and an unand an of them can council says the most dangerous - steady elderly person be utilised Look around your Stairs are a hazard for all liouss ft is a good bet that thers thing around Intermountain homes is the innocuous lily pool lige& Take out all lights place is something bandy to produce or the bubbling crystal stream - ' boxes and toys at strategic as tragic as accident as points don't put in any hand ceWdw Twenty Utak babies In 1949 I --- - tak It all back—American men haven't got It so tough after To know for the past year I have been lopieraging a literary campaign against the&iosided customs ot our modern American do In believed—still dization I brae firmly women mu getting an the breaks fact--th- at thesis days when it canes to courtship and marriage to A poor American fellow who wants her catch her nuury a girl has to chaseand kisses (most shower ber with presents presents) COn' girls would rather have the be Is the right ViDeill the girls father that man for the daughter practically swoon over the girl's mother bribe the gars young brother—and then futility awry the girt and keeP her in food lodging and silly bats foe ever and ever And I Now that sounlis)rather rough have always been a torch carrier for a change In the rules To me it ammo more reasonable that the girls should do the courting But as I said before I take It all bock Give Maaltsi Men Item the next time you are feeling low and weary about this marriage and courting business just pause and gave thank that you don't bee in Bainikums a You know where Basukuma little territory located on the southeast shore ot lake Victoria In darkest Africa (Don't feel so bad I bad to look it up too) Well l Basukume getting married b such a tough proposition for the average male that a man is muck better otf staying I Some fun—no wonder those Eakhocis always look worn outl The ewstoto hi slightly different In lb I ' Assam section of India In Assam a young suitor is expected to take a present of a bottle or two of liquo- r- 11 bonded stuff—to the parents of the young lady If the liquor is good the old rnan says 1 Olteli take the girl" and then the young fellow has to work around the house for three t 'vont before the marriage takes place 4 That's what I call a waste of good liquor! f New Guinea nuke t If you think American brides are high I1 priced just hatea to what a young buck over 1 In New Guinea has to pay for a wite-1- 600 'mockers for the 11 olfberectalr ft Sucatb7ectimuLndred bride And over in Nigeria a a fellow back about $250 However li1 will If a fellow is satiafied with an ugly girl— 4 remember they're all sisters wider the akin 14 —if a bachelor shop around a bit on the f Nigeria marriage mart he can pick up a nice ik little girl for about three goats So men In a way we don't have It too bad p over here in Amenca Usually an American father Is so anxious tt get rtd of his daughters that he will pay 1 for the marriage—and some fathers will pop fry the license and the honeymoon trip No the initial price of an American bride II hi very small It's the conthittal high coat of upkeep that t throws the average American male l -- Tt ' - Did- You Ever di Give and k child mime akbe a tree head sad ell Hear the One a handy sieve will disappear In I I a cloud ot ammoko Sere a bawd clehmed Insay Ores keg mot ell children - oA' lie Corduro et kir dMmt010 ME11110010M 40 0- 't4 ) ''' :01110m" i z roc-- d): - 1—lia — a a child I aeighbo grandfather who was hos - story they could not imderstand why be thought someone was after him when be was unable to ace anyone: That la they couldn't understand it until he got up to walk He had put on a brand-nepair of corduroy pants the first garment made out of that material the family' bad ever owned By Mt Del- bat Argyle 1159-2n- d East City w ' : ) I'd-- c- im1- - °cc i5eco - - or— ' 0":0--1 - m- ' ' '' ± WIMINIENO te - - 26e 1950 i ld - A couple Of yeSsis ago took prerriont res the opening day of the fishing season AtdaYbght I was on Dia stream and doing fine When I had ereeled a nice mess et beauties Mt for the cabin to enjoy a real breakfast of trout wen-cooke- -4 a f ' 4 0 1 - M3 r ''' 6 - - - - z ou After property preparing the fish tor frying I turned them over to the nusioni for cooldng She poured a cupful of flour in a paper sack and shook the fish and flour together and placed Them neatly on the grill Ws noticed them sort of foam trp too much hattat didn't think it When the trout were well browned I sat down to "'smack my chops' over the delicious breakfast I took a giant-size- d trout bits out of a &moped up a cupful of soap and MY eYes tressed: I "thed et the mouth I spit flak an over and - placed It by the one rely wife bad put the flour tn finally managed to blurt: Well they say that soap does is tits matter What In with this ash ? vnything but for me I vroultbet It just so happened the ere- - recommend It for cooking nab Box 213 ming before iny daughter bad i By Dewey Moss P washed the diabee and 'bad °nulled Vtalt 7 - - my family to Torrey to fish the 0- ft I Send In your rib tickler tall tele cartoon vignette satire bright sayings of children or to the "It's All Yours' deThe Salt Lake partment-of Tribtme Magazine 113 IL Main Salt Lake City 10 Utah The set lAke Tribune win pay each Magazine Week $250 for the one historical fact anecdote or humorous incident which In the opinion of the editor bo the inost interesting' For other items published in the "Did You Ever Hear the One About department $t will be pald An Items must be confined to 300 words or less and deal only with the Ontermountain area This contributors page Is designed to give the Intermountain reader an wpmtunity to get in print to share his laughs and to allow his talent Unpublished contributions cannot be returned what-have-y- Soap in Ilia 31outh List Testament rib-tickl- 0 It's All Yours colonnade when be rang the ra baniMountalluviewWyo Box St Old Mr Stotlawsky bad been One BaturdaY night be gota' sick hi bed for several days One rids to his- sereetheerea home ' night hi wakened his wile and She Bred about ftvii intim from her It ohs woidd shave asked his place If you followed the Soup's On! road By taking a short cut ant a little polio victim rshae yours she said At through a burying ground he While I am sitting artstmd I try could save about a mils and a this hour of the night? half He stayed 'later than to do & little something So °Yee" be paid 7An4 Flees meant to and it vras rather bits - bores any ' " I feel like I am going to burry when be started tor home Be My btue sister who bad been die and you know it costa firs decided to take the Shaft Olt and kit to watch lbo soup was dollars to have a dead min ° -' mato time beard to say: "Oh mother emns—'— By Anna Mae Joluut 1611 W--Al be was going through the quick! Tho soup is getting bigSouth City he be ground burying' thought than the pot" By aoy Ilst beard something coming behind - ger — Stoddard R D 1 Downey Ida Gastric 'Orders him- - 11e looked back but could see noose Be started to walk Shoe-Whit- e Hands I welded my little a little faster Be heard sounds daughter for putting too muck w before A someone was few if as years ago trying again butter on her cracker were matTied my husband called catch up to him B looked back aeueed at bee next one no one awe 'With could to but night unexpectedly again cracker dry: then beard hex movie to a take to MO work his Imeginatios starting la tny say to herself ss ake ate Go baste I mistook the overtime be decided a little run right on down little cracker home lotion him bottle hand and would for the get ming You'll find the butter! farther some ran ea The he faster the generously lathered my quicker 010 By Mrs J D steddnets more he andel hear the noise- of Downeyeida — Imagine my embarrassment pursuit- By the time he arrived at his home be was so tired ha when we walked into the bright Discovered in Fraud :1 tollepoed la the dolorway lights of the theater with my One any I saw the Puller brush When his parents finally got bands looking like they bad been Una coming ao I told the chd- him quieted dowa and heasd his chirped la white paint My sun shoe-whi- Sunerb Agra tanned arms showed above thett making them all the more obvious By Mr Harold W Gra ' 'the Sue went to the door and she told hire I bad gone to the neighbors How long will she be ever alike& there ? " To my embarrassment' the child turned end called out:Mother how long will you be at Mr& Smith's?" By Mrs H Z Outman Boa 13 Idaho ' - 4 oW 1le 1 pi was junt ens ot the tint Danish settler up In the vicinity of Bear lake At that time he was just a - amionfti 1agimonom kt I lieu MWN11ZMMa dren to tell him I bad gone to lira Smith's I bad just time to dart behind belL E3 remember bearhig good-looktri- g ? AboUt-- - ' - at "— - i Died- - s |
