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Show STRICTLY FRESH pRETTY limbs in the springtime spring-time bring out the sap in more than trees. A "Blooming Optimist" isn't listed in the index of any seed catalogue that we know of. He's the fellow who thinks that his garden will blossom to look exactly ex-actly like the catalogue illustrations. illustra-tions. Georgia State Representative Brashwell Dean wants a bill passed which is intended to pro- hibit a chicken from crossing a road. First things first, sir. Why DOES a chicken cross the road? National Kraut Packers Ass'n. says that Americans last year consumed more than eight million mil-lion cases of sauerkraut and an estimated 12 billion wieners. Figures on total revolutions per minute the diners made during the long night hours aren't in yet. Lloyds of London won't quote life insurance rates on Russia's former premier, Georgi Malen-kov. Malen-kov. Actuaries apparently think his chances aren't worth a Red cent. |