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Show Young Women Go Hooveriziut; Plan One Degree Belter Give a Party at Which Mere Man Is Eliminated as of No Consequence. THE fair members of the Young Ladies' Mutual Improvement association asso-ciation of the Seventeenth ward yesterday added another -less day to the calendar. As usual, mere man is tho victim, for the --lessness adopted by the young ladies is he. By way of explanation, the young lady who called at The Tribune office with the story of the -lessnesaness of the new day made remarks substantially as follows fol-lows : "The members of our association are strong advocates of ;uiy 'lessnessity which will help the government in the war. have subscribed to every sort and condition of -less days, among them being the wheatless day, the meatless day, the smokeless day, the drinkleas day, the deathles day, the sickless day, the candy less ckvy, the clothesl no. 1 didn't mean that, of course. But you know how it is. Everything a girl needs nowadays she can only have on those days which are exempted from the less-nessness'of less-nessness'of the particular thing she has in mind. "Now, all of the things we are becom-i becom-i ng accustomed to doi ng wi thou t a re useful things. Why, therefore, we asked, should we not have a day the lessnessness of which was of no moment? Finally one of our bright members hit upon the idea. It is embodied in the simple report re-port that last evening: we had an Adam-Jess Adam-Jess day. And say, listen, it was some day, too some day." The "Adamless" party was held in the ward amusement house, and trustworthy reports have it that it was an immensely enjoyable affair. |