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Show FROM BILL TO STEVE i i i i i i VIEWS OF A BUSHEK - tice. Pretty good hev Steve. But I bad- to come threw with $2.00 and when you come to think of it that wastnt no high price to pay for getting rid nf Babe because she was the worst thing we could of had a round the house leppersv incluseive. But that aint all the good news I got to tell you Steve and1 heres the rest of it. When I got home I was feeling pretty good on aect. of Babe not being there and Gussy seen how good I was feeling so sho says I want to talk to vou a bout some thing so I says go a head and she says how much monev will vou make from tbe world serious. So I says worlds serious. If anv bodv fin nnr uln), nml... ' i - r By RING W. LARDNER. CHICAGO, Sept. 11. Steve. Well Steve I got good bows to toll I vou this time and its a bout time i I had some good news to tell you a bout it. we finely got rid of this here Babe and 'it was niv scheame that we got rid of her threw hut 1 dont care who gets credit, for geting rid of her as Jong is she aint here no more and T and Gussy both feels like as if we jest got ovor a decease of some kind. My scheame worked iest- like I says it would and when G-ussv come home she pretended like sfie was sick and called for tho dr. and . v.i-u . , 1 . r - I I 1 1 r ! ' . UUl OI this comeing world serious'they will half to sell score cards. QIO she says well if you dont get in to the world serious you will get in to the citv serious wont vuu so I says ves unless Conev Alack gets a hold of Cobb and Speaker and sells them to Comis-key, Comis-key, so she says well how much money will thev be in the city serious seri-ous t or vou so 1 says well the' losers will probably get a bout $500.00 a peace. So she says that .will be a plenty and I says plenty for what and she says to buy a automobile. 1 says Babes been a round vou so long that youve went nutty' 2 and at 1st. 1 thot she was iest fooling because 1 Indent no idear she was even thinking a bout geting a car But she was in cr.nest Steve and we had it back and -1th. till 1 was sick in tired of argueing. 1 showed her where we ode all the nionoy Im going to get the rest pi the season and the city serious inclusive but she savs we could pav oil a little to a time. So finally "I liive in and says all right we will buy I as soon as 1 get my city serious check but she savs 'o she couldnl never wait that long and bessjdes wo would be waisting all that good wether and 1 savs vou could waist all the goo.l wether wove had all season and still he a miser yet. 0 DT she says she had been a T round to see some automobile automo-bile faefries and thev told her thai they would dollivor a car at onol and- I could pav for it in Oct. So 1 savs well you got a lot of nerve and we argu.le some more but I inely 1 tivc in and then I nst her what kind of car did she want and she says I of llicsc here rlcetrick cl Stave I put mv foot, down ou her there m,, says I didcnl want evry body on the st. swureing at (Continued on Page Four) ! I "If Rjay hod.r on our rlut mnkes money out of this toniing world aeriou ibey will have lo si'll Rore rards." when t he d r. come she and him franitned it Up bet them that they was to tell Babe that Gussy had a bad attack of leppersv and unlest Hate beat it she would surly catch a Ijold of the dicease and have it 2 and spoil her beaty. S"n Ha he got scarred lo lot h and parked' up and caught a train for grand Rabbits and she wont neyer get. in bur house again with out she uses a Jimmy, BUT what do you think of this here dr. Steve ihat we (hot was a good frond of ourn and he soked us 2,00 dollars for pulling off his pari and 1 says to him what kind of a robber are vou sokeinp vnnv best (rends $2.00 dollars and' niv wife wasent no sicker than Jesse Wil'ard. He savs yes hut dont. vou i think my times worth riotiung and besides I aim use to pcacticeing on deception so I savs no I guess not and if a dr. dident practice no deception de-ception ho wouhlent have no prac- FBI BILL 10 STEVE; VIEWS OF I BUSHER (Continued from Preceding Page.) me. So who give in to me on that pt. ami we been ridoing a rpund In this anl that car free for nothing and Im glad Bre.viahan left me home from St. Louis or else Gussy would problv of ordered a car wile rtkB Kvws "1111 II WUU IM v f u i u her she would get 1 of these here wash basons tnots tide on- to a motor sickle or else a $5000, 00 nan.- . shine and keep me in dMt ull the rest of my life pain for it. SO I HA VENT made It up in mind yet witch kind of a car wear going to buy hut it will bo a goo'i 1st class car or I wont buy it. T guests you know that with out I telling you. (iussy wants to get ft 7 sylinder car hut I put my ft. down on her there 2 because I aint going to buy no ga.soline for no hig heavy car and have (he extra sylin- tiers all tbr wile filled up with her tnmiv ;mfi f?pda and it you tyx got ttloWfi OUi of 1 of them it was because fchfty whs uscoisbiufl and what Cni looking Pot is good 2 svlinder oat .i'Ht I and Qumv end thate tin1 kind I w'l' upt (,r 11(1 kind a tall. I suets tne rosl t the boyi wont Htnir wh"n they sei nie" tirivetng up to the ball pit, Ifl b 2 sylinder racef and i flfUM8 i cant drive nether hay Stavo I taHd to it lik1 water on ti ducks back, 1 will write and lot you know what kind I R6l and then vou will half to come up and I will take yon for b ride. 0b you rod no-or. Reapy. BTLL. (Copyright, i!'i.', hv Ring W. La'rfSntrO |