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Show -Also the Georgia moonshiners have a mind lo demonstrate thai, the worm will -turn. ,Thc Infinitive Splitters' Uuion is seri- ously- contemplating- evolution into a I Side Splitters' Club. -'On t he otber biind, Golcb pleads that J he merely attempted to extract the mote IV,. from his opponent 's eye. ' Apparently the tobacco sro'n'cl's of 'Kentucky, while planting and tending ;. their crop?, must be permitted to wear ; i aid earm s. L it is noticed, too. that many men who ' complain about bad wliiskj" live less M than a thousand milcG away from the ! blind tiger. ) 4 ' "'Whjle he insists upon the privilege il of coming up for the third time, not even" his opponents are disposed to re- "r gard Bryan as a drowning man. jn I Walter Wollmau. who proposed to use aa5: rui airship to escape the rigors of the ; : J . Northern ice fields, has struck a jslill ' Jf colder snap in the political .field, ff .'iou are not permitted to "snag" ? wiille fishing; and you should exercise ' ' i great care to avoid being snagged while ' " attempting to tell the .biggest oue. . J ar. Bryan says that the pour boy stands no chance unless lie can use his i tongue to advautage. Trouble is that- ; j not all poor boys desire to become pugi- j jn iists. -WJflS perfect unconcern Mr. Roberts ' nlnj' rfjiake ''Democratic" speeches in j: J. Utah, knowing full well that hero there ', ' i,s"uo Society for the Prevention of Use- ! J-f- ieis Xoiscs. I .-Tavin reform has done' such good 1 1 scr.-icu iu several hot oaiupaigns that , 1 JJuulei Joe Cannon magnaniinously be-Jig be-Jig ves' that it should now -be placed ou I tife'reiircd list. Mthough Smoot seeks to be a Senator hj ir another six years, the saints feel i jjsWod that he will novevthclcss be at- l tending strictly to the duties of his par- Ur tuciilar npostolic mission. E ti 'phtoMs b'raaging of a well which fur- If, nishesboth fresh and-salt water. 2s"oth- I iiig. pt . all, that, to compare with the j Hjitiir jug i'rom w-hich is poured either 111 ;orU6urhoii. and both. .' Wji.orrier to couviuce his underlings tmit 'la: has permission fronj Joseph F., : Apostle Smoot must be able to mako proper exhibition, with the acconimuy- H.' ing" 'fire's the wery note." fn" Eastern exchange says that "po-lcal'.prisoners "po-lcal'.prisoners in Hniti are. taken out UP1 'shot oveiy night." Aftor a few l "jghis they doubtless become so accus- tpnied to it 'that it doesn't hurt. Ht ; t..- . )?aHing as a guide the claims ot the ' sovoraT . campaign mauagers. as to the nuiubcjr- of .dqlogatcs each has secured, where" is thchall in Ghieayo big enough '1 accommodate that convention? ..ut lWer "Brigham If. Roberts can not bo .expected 'to be so explicit iu his po-Hv po-Hv HtScal accusatious -as to. necessitate tbe H grncoful but hunible execution by him H : o an0tnRf repentant .c'piliedown to tho ' f1.L' tlie oh?r jiolygamous prophets'. : lhe flMalHy of l he cnlr.jcir.ujn' -. ' arj'Oreacb' beina uandc for comnetuidns in the big Eisteddfod to be held in Salt Lake next October, it is to bo judged that no. coutcistaut need fear lack of worthy competitors. |