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Show FROM THE JOKEMAKERS. Phyllis George, dear, I don't sec why you should llko mo so much better because be-cause I'm changeable. Georgo Why, darling, every tlmo I kiss you It's llko kissing nnothcr girl. Tho Sketch. First Wald-headcd man No flics or mosquitoes bothered my bald hoad this summer. Second bald-headed man What did you do? First buld-heatled man Had a spldor's wob tattoed on my bald spot. New York Mall. "There's a man at the door, ma'am," began tho maid. "I told you I was not at homo to any moro callers, " said MrB. McBluff, who was entertaining several society women upon whom. sho desired to mako an Impression. "But," the maid persisted, "this man says he ain't no caller; he's a bill collector, on" ho won't go away." Philadelphia Ledger. |