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Show Observer s Observations I observe that It Is "opportunity" that tests tho man. That thoy who knit their brows Invariably In-variably pucker their work. That some ladles' shoo tops are not high enough to hide the holes In their stockings. That Lhere Is nothing like going abroad to give somo pooplo the "swell-head." That ogotlst Is only another name for fool. That tho Nobraskn "commoner" has burst his bounds and Is become one of the uncommon. That the majority of people who yell themsolves hoarse cannot tell for the life of them what It was all about. Thnt W. J. Bryan hasn't had nny trouble keeping the "wolf" from the door since tho "great" Chicago convention. That a greater sun seems to have eclipsed "Teddy." That Bryan Is no longer Failing on a calamity wave. That the Almighty and the Republican Republi-can party are floating "good times" on a high tide. That tho "Kernel" Is a prophet, seer and revelator. That he prophesied the coming of the "43d." That he looked through the scheme of the committee at Washington and saw the "trap" set for him. That ho revealed to the world that there Is one "Kernel" that age does not place on the retired list. That woman Is held In contempt and her social rights Ignored by tho majority ma-jority of men In Utah. ON SUM UTHBR THINGS. I obzerb dat do P'esldent, Mlattah Rozyfelt, am a gwln ter spell Jes like wo culahed fok'a duz, Jes tho ezlst way. Dat when de white pa'son klst do brldo he nitty 'tlclar to 'zamlne do culah ob de skin. |