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Show WHY HE DIDN'T GO TO CHURCH. Kxchange. A Scottish parish minister met tho Laird's gamekeeper one day and said to him: "I say, Davidson, why Is It I never see you In church?" "Well, sir." replied Davidson. "I don't want to hurt the attendance." "Hurt the attendance! What do you mean?" asked the minister in.. surprise, "Well, sir, you see," replied the gamekeeper, game-keeper, "thero are abput a dozen men In the parish that go to church when I'm not there and would go poaching if I went to church." - |