| Show Wiiliam as a JoyGiver J I One of the advantages of being an Emperor has just been shown by William I of Germany who has had barracks erected at Crefeld In order that n regiment regi-ment of soldiers may be transferred to that place from Dusacldorf When the Emperor was at Crefeld last summer he gossiped with some of the pretty girls i 1 and asked them If they enjoyed dancing with his Lieutenants They said they I did but sadly informed him that he had no Lieutenants stationed thereTo t there-To make the pretty maidens glad 111 Imperial Majesty has provided at the i I expense of the people of Germany that n regiment shall hereafter be constantly j on duty at Crefeld I appears that there was n squabble some men are so f meanspirited the Reichstag over the appropriation necessary to carry out I the Emperors promise to the fair maids of Crefeld but when the photographs of twenty of the latter were exhibited In support of the bill the obstinate statesmen yielded 1 I j Therefore the Crofeld girls have their Lieutenants and the Emperor has their gratitude Happy William happy girls happy Lieutenants Why should people who have a monarch llko that ever look upon the world as n fleeting show or permit their llvonvurst to disagree with them Chicago RecordHerald J = |