Salt Lake Tribune | 1903-04-05 | Page 12 | Spice

SPICE Monument ManWhat shall r pat cm your husbands tombstone mad mo Distracted Widow Oh say that ho was my husband and that ho Is happy now a a f I was tho Elory or BcIshaszarR feast The Sabbathschool teacher wag rvlewlng Iho lesson with her class Now can any of you toll me su hat WAS written on the wall she asked Let all of you who can tel mo raise OU hands The class looked dumb despairall but the BLest girl whose hand poppd I up at once onceI know I know she cried In her shrill little voice I know I was Eany meal mil mo Washington Post a o > 1 Rcdfly Yy dont ycr nener wash ycr J ace J J PeteyShl I ill me coll tel tlnk rm si chauffeur Puck 6 9 A doctor was attending a dangerous 1 whore 1 Scotch butler was engaged On calling in tho I forenoon ho said to Donald I hope your masters temperature 1 much lower today than It was lost nteht nlhlIm no sap very sure aboot that replied re-plied the butler for he dced this morn liiBT Argonaut t a a a As little Robert was leaving his atmtlo3 J she Bald 1 Give mamma my regards Well where are they Inquired tho llltle fellow Little Chronicle a e a Fllley Im ashamed of my lit of temper last night It vras ridiculous for mo to behave that way and of course iulas Love and her inolher noticed It Ritcy Yes they thought you rather craxy but I mixed It up all right KM ley Dili you old man nlt ySuru 1 told em you were only drunk Philadelphia Press