Show SPICE The Criminal Poor Parson Primrose Dont you know little boy Its wrong to play basebull on SundayV FreddyYes sir but our club aint got tho money to run golf Ink Puck l Borroughs Yes I had a happy Now Year and now Phoxv Sorry old man but Im broke too Philadelphia Press L am sinking for tho third time shrieked tho woman In the water Aro you posltlxe of this asked the youth who was waiting to rescue her Illy concealing his anxiety the while Oh quite tho woman > protested For I am at this moment distinctly l recalling everything In my past life I remember tho real color of my hair as If It were but yesterday that I Say no more cried Iho youth plunging plung-ing forthwith into tho Icy flood lho spectators cheered wildly for novcr In their lives had they Been tho tiling moro gracefully done Detroit Journal o Miss Swclllop Our piano Is somewhat In need of tuning but will you not play for us Count Count Spolatro absentmindedly Wceza pleasure Where eelHL do handle Philadelphia Press a A Kansas farmer camo Into tho Kansas City Journal office tho other day and told the astonished editor that ho had ploughed up soma crinoids belonging to tho palexolc or mcsozolo age sui well as somo sllirlan trlbolllcc and brnchopoda After hearing his story tho editor asked him If ho would like to look over a paper from his old home and handed him a copy of the Boston Globe Dsnver POOl |