Show I EDITORIAL PITH With Bryan and Cleveland both away r on hunting trips tho rank and file of the Democratic party should take advantage of tho auspicious occasion to express Its lows suggests the Chicago Record a a According to the New York Mall and Express Incomplete reports show that slnco Christmas eve about forty persons have becca killed In Kentucky as the result re-sult of feuds It Is a good thing for the Blue Grass State that the census was taken when itwas 4 O ft The Chicago meat packers who aro to ship their product to Russia have evidently evi-dently made up their minds to confuse the fellows who predicted that the enactment enact-ment of tho Dlngley bill would paralyze all oxportallons and leave us high nnd dry upon tho sands of Industrial despair siys the Philadelphia < Inquirer Plngrco says there will be a bloody revolution revo-lution In this country within twcntyilvo years Wo feared when the previous ro ports began to como In that It would bo only a question of 0 short Limo when Pin gree would get to sceln1 things says the Chicago TimesHerald A V So Tesla has heard frpm Mars Ono wonders whether the message 1C trans lalcd would not be somewhat similar to that received from n Mahalma In ono o F Anstcys storIes which read as all will remember Do not a dn fool be remarks the Philadelphia Press Q a 4 Germany has protested against Turkeys Tur-keys paying the United States claim before be-fore Herr Krupps bill Is I paid Rather than cause any hard fooling the Sultan probably wont pay either of them observes ob-serves the Detroit Frco Press I According to Iho Bultc1 c Miner slnco he announced his wondprfuPdlscovory that I common Halt was the elixir of life that Chicago university professor has been Hooded with peculiar requests Among oth rs Is one from an Indiana man who wants sonic salt to revive tho action of his fathers heart The old gentleman had been dead only n year |