Show A Spiiitless Day at Lagoon There was lemonade at the famed Lagoon There was soda water and crram And they sang and danced from the hour of noon Until It was time I to dream There were somo who would fain have romothlnp quaffed That had spirit but all the drinks were soft And the topers fought shy of the famed Lagoon Some who went drank soda plain Twas a plain surprise and they quit It soon And they searched the ground In vain There worn some who strolled out oeyond the zoo And out of their pockets a bottle drew Thero was lots to eat at tho famed LA I goo Said ono who came from there But tic place to mo seemed out of tune For all of their dainty fare And the pies were fine and the cakes were pink But they hadnt a thing on earth to drink But the most who went to the famed Lagoon Last night didnt care for bonze They foil no toss from the closed saloon Theyd only their hearts to lose That the loss was mutual we all can say Such associations will end that way |