Show BEFLECTIOWS iFj BACHELOB I New York Press The newer a woman gets the older her husband looks I 1 the devil tried to tempt some women I they would make an awful fool of him No married man who keeps house is ever warm enough in the winter or cool enough in the summer Most every year the women try hard I to fool tho men by ringing in Mother Hubbards on them with some new name As soon as an old bachelor shows he knows anything about women all the women begin to act indignant and outraged out-raged A girl will always argue that she cant wear her hair on the top or her head till Medici collars get to be the style After I that she never has a bit of trouble |