| Show I An Expected Guest I Mrs McLuck My darter Sally said there was a gentleman wanted to see me so I come right down thout stoppin to fix up cause I spose yr carriage is waitin but I just want to say fnrst off thet the report in the morning papers about us falling heir to a fortune was published thout my consent and the fact is we haint got the money yet and we cant accept any invites to balls an parties an receptions an things for a month yet at least Youre Mr Astor bilt aint you Orbeggin yr pardon mebby yr Mister McGalluster Stranger a man who understands his business Um I seeI see how it is madam You wish a little time toto mourn the death of the wealthy relative of course of course IerreaUy didnt suppose you were quite ready to attend the er brilliant social functions but I just dropped in for a friendly chat t and by the way here is something I brought with mesomething which all the ladies of the Four Hundred arousing aro-using and it occurred to me that yon would like to buy one or more so Ier brought em along Here they are madam our new patent Ebonyiron LastForever Frying Pan only fifty cents or three for a dollar New York Weekly |