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Show nariY tit-iuto. Oreat Editor That new society reporter re-porter wont do. He has not mastered the first principles of modern journal-lam. journal-lam. Manager Eh? Whet's the matter? Oreat Editor He says "handsomely dressed" Instead of "smartly gowned." Hewitt-Figures wont lie. Jewell -Thste what I tell the people I meet In business, but they won't believe be-lieve ma Hewitt-What Is your business? ' Jewett I'm collector for a gaa company. com-pany. - "'Would you be kind enough to re-turn re-turn my photograph ?' she wrote. "I ave It to you In a moment of girlish folly, and I have since hsd occasion to regret that I was so thoughtless In such matters." Of course, she pictured thst photograph framed and hung up In his room, and waa Inclined to think thst ha would part with It with deep regret Just why she wanted it returned return-ed la immaterial. Of course, he had offended her In aoms way, but It la unnecessary to in-qulrt in-qulrt bow. The reply to her note came the following day: "I regret." It read, "that I am unable at this late date to pick out our photograph. pho-tograph. However, I send you my entire en-tire collection, numbering over 6U0. and would request that you return all except your own by express messenger at my expense." Tlt-lllle. |