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Show i A Lller-rj Hula. "Your majesty." aald the prime nit a- later, "thla la the page who haa been f remiss In his duty." ! "Aha!" exclaimed the King, "we'll j have to bring him to book." "Ho, he!" laughed the page. "A i noble Jeat. I'll be bound." i Thereupon the King's heart soft- 5 enod, for he marveled that a man ao young could make so old a Joke. I.uok wa iii. j Pat "Arrah, now. but railways are ' a molghty folne Invlntlon, anyway." Filend-"I shouldn't have thought . you cou'd see much to admire In them, Pat. aeelng that you lost your leg In i a railway accident." Pat "Faith, an' didn't 01 get 100 damages? Begorra, If It had only been my head OI'd have owned the lolne." Dundee (Scotland) News. "Women are curious creatures," remarked re-marked Hlopay; "alwaye asking fool questions." ' "What's the matter now?" queried ' the party of the aecond part I "Well, there's my landlady, for ex- ample," replied S'opay. "She's contla- ually asking me when r Intend to f settle." I t "When a man has a million." saya i millionaire Arthur Belt, of London. "he is In a position to toll any ona i to go to tha devil." |