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Show Most Golfers Will Say So. "Pa," said Tommy, who had caddled an afternoon nt one of the goif club, "la h man a good golfer If ho knocks the ball 15 yards?"-' "Just a novice, my eon." "Well, ;f he knocks the ball 225 yards?'- "Mighty good! He's mighty good if he can do that, my boy." "Well, pa. what if he knocks at 75 yards?" "He's a splendid player. Tommy." replied re-plied pa. he once more fastened his eyes on the newspaper. "Well, pa. what If he knocks the ball 325 yards what would he be then?" "Probably a liar, my son. Xow you had better kiss mamma and go to bed." Anaconda Standaro. |