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Show Twisted Sox. "I suppose you lntve hoard," snltl the ftit plumber, "that stockings should be selected to mutch the eyes of the1 wenrer?" "No; I'm not up on styles," the thin fiirpenter confessed. "Yep. That's the way it Roes a Wright." "Fashions do beat all." "Ypl'-" i "Imagine going into n store and ask- lag for some blue stockings to match your wife's eyes." b "Yes. tir trying to pick out a shade (j to match some guy with pink eyes." ) "Or buying half a pair of stockings Jj for a one-eyed man." ! "Or watered silk for a man with a y cataract." I "Or black and blue ones for a gink who has been in a fight." "I can think of a situation that beats nay we have suggested." "What is it?" "Think of going into a store and asking ask-ing for a pair of twisted sox for a cross-eyed person." "You win!" |