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Show BELLS & INTERESTED ' Bill-Are you and Jim the same girl? ' Tom Yes, we're rivals I Bill-Well, he's left town. Tom-The sneak; To ,0 leave me In the lurch like ti Brooklyn Eagle. Determination "I'm determined to make till nuinily more orderly, now th, sheriff," said Cactus Joe "How?" "By quick decisions, with r-enforcement." r-enforcement." 1 "Studying law?" lerj?"0' 1mCticing in rt'ootl, 'I FOREWARNED TIME TO LEAVE Orator Before I close, allow me to repeat the immortal words of Webster Farmer Parsley Lan' sakes. Mi-randy, Mi-randy, let's get out of here. He's a-goin' to start In on the dictionary. Toronto Globe. Couia it Bo? "D'you know, Mrs. 'Arris, I sometimes some-times wonder If me husband's grown tired of me." "Whatever makes you say that, Mrs. 'Iggs?" "Well, 'e ain't been 'ome for seven years." London Advertiser. Precise Two friends met ; one was garbed In widow's weeds. The Other My dear friend ! How I pity you a widow at twenty-five ! The Widow Pardon me, twenty-four! twenty-four! Cleveland Record. Doris Had Erred "Darling, let us keep our engagement engage-ment a secret." "Yes, dear; but I must tell Doris. The horrid creature said I should never find a man foolish enough to marry me." London Tit-Bits. Worth Paying For Client Can you read the past? Fortune Teller Certainly. Past and future. Clent Then for goodness sake tell me what t is my wife asked me to bring home. Boston Transcript. Poor Social Quality Edith Is Mrs. von Good an entertaining enter-taining conversationalist? Louise Perfect dummy I If she can't speak well of a person, she says nothing. Lady I'll give you somcths eat if you'll chop wood for it,,ff Tramp Yes, lady, only it u cheaper to feed me in advance pin' wood gives me a terrible, tite. i'r , urn A Duplicate " . "And so," said the magistn verely, "this Is the fifth pcrs'"0. have knocked. down this year?1'1 "Pardon me," said the girrf 1st, with dignity, "the fomtl ! of them was the same person a,' London Tatler. " 5 It Tender Heart T Mrs. Upflatte She's a kin. woman, I guess. 10 Mrs. Nayborly She found ; quito with a broken wing a; spent half a day trying to pte, splints. Brooklyn Eagle. :;nd |