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Show I Ten O'Clock Whistle I by David Fleisher - -i -i -" How local weather conditions effect our behavior: a brief examination A frend of mine told me this week, "I think weather in Park City affects how people feel and act." I tend to agree; consider the following: Proposition A: It snowed during the first week in June. Proposition B: It rained during the first week in June. Proposition C: It was cold during the first week in June. Proposition D: . The majority of people in Park City experienced some degree of depression during the first weex in June. Interestingly enough, I went through a certain amount of depression during the last week in May because, according to my calendar, I knew the first week in June was iust around the corner and I accurately predicted the weather. So in order to mentally prepare myself for the pending bad weather conditions, I decided to split town and ended up in a rough-neck bar in Evanston, Wyoming. But the tripwasn't very successful because I returned to Park City and stayed here during the first week in June; consequently, I experienced a double dose of pre-depression and depression. I think it's safe to assume that the weather in Park City has an immediate impact on relationships. People simply don't like to see it snow in June, typically a warm summer month, and it causes more arguments to occur among couples. To normal people, June snowstorms create tension and anxiety. Sarah: I can't believe it's snowing outside. It's supposed to be warm and sunny; this is summer. Donald: You can't have everything you want. Stop being selfish. Sarah: I'm not selfish, and stop picking on me. Donald: You have always, since the day we got married, seen the world through rose-colored glasses. You are incapable of facing reality. Sarah: That's not true, and by the way, I don't love you any more. Donald: You never did. Sarah: I want a divorce. 1 Donald: Me, too. It's no wonder why many relationships in Park City are frequently tested and challenged in terms of durability. Because of our mountain setting, the weather here is largely inconsitent and unpredictable. When it snows in June, it runs contrary to mother nature as well as human nature not to mention father nature. The human body is simply not equipped physically, mentally or spiritually to handle a snow dump in June. It is not a natural act, yet we are expected to react in a rational manner. Only people who are missing a few pieces upstairs can say, "Look, it's snowing in June! Isn't that nice." There is certainly a least one proven fact that can be stated about weather in Park City. The fluctuating conditions attract a more diversified array of people who, when they enter into relationships have absolutely no idea what will happen to them or their partners in the weeks, months and years ahead. Any given relationship has a fairly good chance of remaining solid and stable . . .as long as it doesn't snow in June. If you are presently considering getting a divorce or breaking up with your girlfriend or boyfriend, don't do it this week. According to the Salt Lake Tribune. "The weather will continue to be fair as warming trend begins. Temperatures at night will be seasonal as lows are predicted in the mid-40's to 60's. Highs will be in the 70's and 80's. And the conditions are expected to last into the weekend." AS I walk up Main Street I am at a loss as to why I cannot hear the Ten O'Clock Whistle. |