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Show SET OF GOLF DON'TS CAUSES MUCH -TALK Just What Not to Do Minutely Minute-ly Described in Bulletin. In a recent Issue of the green section sec-tion bulletin of the United States Golf association Is contained a set of "don'ts In golf" that embody much feeling. feel-ing. Jt reads as follows : "Don't move, whistle, talk, sneeze, cough, groan, grunt or even think aloud, while a stroke Is being played "Don't stand close to, In front of, behind or cast shadows across the player's line, while he Is addressing a putt. If the ball rims the cup It then becomes your duty to restrain the player from any acts of violence. "Don't play from a tee until the party In front have all . played their second shots, replaced their divots, relighted re-lighted their pipes, concluded their golf stories, collected their caddies, selected their next clubs and are well out of range. , "Don't play up to a putting green until the party In front have all holed out, practiced their missed putts, replaced re-placed the flag, fixed up the score cards, exchanged their putters for drivers, and all players and caddies are oft the green. "Don't be vexed If the players In front can't find their lost ball. Should they eventually signal you to play through and then play along with you, show appreciation by giving each of them a cigar. The 'Flor de Klldead Is made for this purpose and sold by all fireworks stores. "Don't fall to fill up and to smooth over nearly all footprints In the bunker bun-ker sand. If you carry In your bag a small garden rake, a bricklayer's trowel and a wire broom, the operation will require only about half an hour. "Don't neglect Immediately and properly to replace the turf. A small sprinkling can, a canteen of water, an ordinary rolling pin, a package of grass seeds added to your equipment will reduce this obligation to a mere pleasure." |