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Show JUST JOKING f Ingratitude A man and woman were walking on the Coney Island board walk in animated ani-mated conversation. But this conversation conver-sation grew more and more animated. It rose to shouts on tho man's part aud shrieks on the woman's. Then the man up with his fist and knocked tho woman down. She took the blow calmly enough, but as she rose sho was heard to say in rather bitter accents: ac-cents: "Ah, Joe, If I'd khowed this was acomin' I'd never have hocked me white-topped shoes to give ve a holiday holi-day down to the shore." Washington Star. Prepared Touring conversation. "Did you bring the jack?" "Oh, about eleven dollars." Ohio Motorist. - . nn |