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Show I, 0 f Sport Scrapple : Say kid, you heard my tale last week That one about a Jane? I t About somebody stealing off her heart Her love was on the wane? 'Member the way old Jawn McRoar Once bellowed at the ump, And shook his fist and yelled so hard That Tener took a jump? Well, that's the way I felt about This frail who eased the C) raz; I was so sore I almost went Away to get a () jaz. II would have done so, but her friend Toldtwould be silly. "Do have some sense just once," said she, ! "And never mind your Mllly." Forthwith she pulled a Plato And told me not to sob. "Don't mind the second-story stuff There's nothing there to rob." () Extending the cold, powdered shoulder and the restrousee nose. () Sc. souse, lubricate, tank up. I Exactly the samo, Cham, as going off for a fishing trip to a boiler fac- tory or attending a meeting of the Pickpockets' union in a futile try to ii beat old Diogenes and get one slant at t an honest bird. I - I We notico that the Dodgers are dis- I ,couraged by tho showing of Coombs. I Not unlike the camel who's just fln- 1 ilshed eighty-ninth In a marathon get- I ting a grouch on the wolf who broke I -the tape, n 1 This draft is horrible, Three of the I 'best boys on Broadway got caught In I It. It's a fact. Powder puffs and all. I They're going to claim exemption I on the ground of dependence. |