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Show ! 1 FALSE ALARM j I It was the lot of a pretty girl to I be taken in to dinner by a famous ! bachelor judge, who was for ever I worrying about his health. She managed to keep him entertained enter-tained until the dessert arrived, when suddenly he laid down his knife and fork and muttered, anx- iously: "Madam, I fear I must ask you to excuse me. What I have been fearing has happened. I have suddenly developed a severe attack of paralysis of the lower limbs." "Oh, please don't distress your-I your-I self!" exclaimed the girl. "It was I my leg you were pinching, not your j own!" I |