Show GOOD DEFINITIONS An enterprising Florida newspaper news-paper offered a year's subscription subscrip-tion for the best answer to this question: "Why is a woman like a newspaper?" Here are some of the answers: "Because you can't believe anything any-thing they say". "Because they are thinner now than they used to be". "Because they are easy to read". "iBecause they are well worth looking over". "Because beck numbers are not usually worth what they cost". "Because they always have the last word'". "Because they carry the news wtierever they go". But the crowning answer of all and the one to win the subscription subscrip-tion was this: "Because every man should have one of his own and not run after his neighbor's". |