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Show WARNED. Cholly You say she threw you over without any warning? Willy T ; she warned me if I ever came around again, she'd set the dog on me. Revised Version. Hush-a-by, baby, lie still and sleep, Your mamma haa gone to her club; There she'll strive. for a euchre prize, While papa stay home to scrub, A GENTLE HINT. In the front end of a through ;ar to Bucyrus, the other afternoon, a genial and polite young man sat with a stiff and stern lady of uncertain years. As the car passed Berea and was approaching Medina, the young man produced a package of tobacco and proceeded to load a ripe-looking pipe. But as he was getting out a matcb his courtesy asserted Itself. "I hope you don't mind if I smoke, ma'am?" he said, turning diffidently to his involuntary seat mate. She lad been looking daggers at him during the preparatory operations, and ihe now asserted herself. "Indeed I do!" she snapped. The polite young man scratched iis match. "Then move back," he jald 'This is the smoking apartment.' Cleveland Plain Dealer. More Trouble. Bacon Some people profess to believe be-lieve the world Is getting better. Egbert Well, don't you? "How can I when I read such things as this statement that an Ohio must-ciau must-ciau plays a piano and violin at the same time by his invention of a frame to hold the latter and pedals to operate the bow?" Compensations. Proud Parent My daughter play entirely by ear. Unwilling Hearers-Then I'm glad I'm deaf. |