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Show If a woman isn't jealous she isn"t interested. Drink Denison's Coffee. Always pure and delicious. A German baker utilizes a windmill to grind his grain into flour and then to mix and knead his dough. A new electrical soldering iron is stationary, metals to be soldered being be-ing held against it. Poor Father! "When I was a boy," said the head of the family, "I had to wear my father's old clothes made over." "That's all right, dad," answered his son. "I've got a couple of old suits you can have." A Scoop. "I'm writing a history of the European Euro-pean war." "Hut the war isn't over yet." "That's where I get the bulge on the rest of the historians. I can put my book on the market the day after peace is declared, and they'll have to wait two or three mouths." I Nearly Lost. She If you could have only one wish, what would it be? He It would be that that Oh, if I only dared tell you what it would be! She Well, go on! Why do you suppose sup-pose I brought up the wishing subject? sub-ject? Those Changing Styles, Mr. Styles What did that woman want? Mrs. Styles She's the woman who calls for the installments on the bonnet bon-net I bought. "Rut it Is not due. yet?" "I know it, but she came to tell me the bonnet I bought is now out of style. She wants to sell me another one." Expansive. George Bowles, press agent for "The Hirth of a Nation," was dealing with an editor who was hostile to the production, yet in a note to Bowles arranging for an engagement the ed- I itor wrote: "I approach the matter with an elaslic mind." j A short time later the editor in- vited Howies to have dinner with him, ' . to which Bowlf-s replied:. "I approach the table with an elastic elas-tic belt." , |
