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Show Endless Supply. A man will strive with purpose fulr To rid himself of present care; And when he loses it he'll find He has acquired another kind. Scalping Days. Bacon I see It has been computed at the time ot the arrival of Columbus Colum-bus there were 25,000.000 Indians in North and South America. Egbert A man then didn't have to go to a barber shop to have his hair attended to. Not Dead Yet. Dr. Bernhard Deruburg, at the German-American chamber of commerce ' in New York, said about Turkey: "They called Turkey the sick man of Europe. Now they have taken to calling her the dying man. Well, Turkey Tur-key may fool them yet. She may fool them like the dying man of Dussel-dorf. Dussel-dorf. "A Lutheran castor called on a dy- J lng man in Dusseldorf. During the conversation that ensued the pastor noticed that the dying man kept putting put-ting his hand under the bed, whence he carried to his mouth something that he ate with appetite. " 'What are you eating, my good friend?' the minister finally asked. " 'My funeral biscuit, the dying man answered, with a loud, bitter laugh. 'While my wife's out I'm going to finish fin-ish them up.' " - Great Practice. "How're you getting along at tht automobile show?" . "Great. So far I've convinced 18 people that ours is the car they ought to buy if they had money enough tc buy a car." The Course of Action. "This book which bad a page loose In it, has undergone a legal action " "What was that?" "It has been bound over to keep the piece." I i |
