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Show Big Sweed Heard From Ephrem, Yune, 15. Edtor Bill Moos Paper, Salt Lake, Uta. By yings, evryting ben lookin purty gude down hare in Sanpete. San-pete. Da veets ben hedin out, da spuds hae ben growin fest, and da corn yoost lookin nice so much ess enneybody, en aye tank vhee skal be on woad to pyos-perity pyos-perity shure ess annyting. Pete Poogan en Ole T. Coffee dey ben makin all kinds pyof-fasees pyof-fasees bout vhat ben goin to happen, hap-pen, but sence all vhool men's ben getten more den twenty-five sence fer vhool, dem ka-lamity ka-lamity howlers dey haf take beck seat. Yes, sir. Aye see by papers det Byoder Dafe Mattson hae ben tellen all fallers up et big skule on hill det hae hope det da Govner en hem vhont be bliged to hare enny more speeches like young Spencer Spen-cer en Milt Seevey make on kom-mencement kom-mencement day up et university. Seester Hulda hae ben up to Salt Lake en hae say hae hare dem speeches en hae say hae tank dey gude horse sence en vhat dem kids say. Yes, sir seester sees-ter Hulda hae ben fine skaler, en aye tank hae no foo tinks bout speeches, en hae say det dem speeches made by dem two kids be hole better den enny Fideral bunch kood make. Yes, sir. Lot fallers down hare vhant to no somting bout von Yake Yonson, who used to be in Kon-gress Kon-gress fyom Sanpete. Vhee aynt seen him sence Kongress let out. Yors tyooly, Yens Pete Yensen. |
