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Show Lights Out! Sergeant Now, then, how many times do you chaps want telling to put tnat light out? Voice from Tent It ain't a light, sergeant; it's the moon.' Sergeant I don't care a tinker's clank, blash what it is; put it out!" Iondon Opinion. A grass widow says the only way to reform a husband that really needs reforming is to swap him for a yellow dog then poison the dog. When a doctor gives up hone he summons the family. When a lawyer gives up hope be applies for a writ of certiorari. The stingy man who gives away the things he can't use or sell, imagines he has a strangle hold on charity. |