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Show Pessimism. "There's something in this world besides be-sides muney." "Yes," said the cynic; "there's the poorhouse." Detroit Free Press. Comparative Fun. "That fellow had the nerve to tell me to bant." "Oh, that was only his banter." Despite what the dealers say, the only way to save $200 on a piauo is not to buy it. For years we have been stating in the newspapers of the country that a great many women have escaped serious operations op-erations by taking Lydia, E.. Pinkham's Vegetable' Compound, Com-pound, and it is true. We' are permitted to publish in this announcement extracts from the letters of five women. All have been recently received unsolicited. Could any evidence be more convincing? IHoDGDON, Me. "I had pains in both sides and such a soreness I could scarcely straighten up at times. Hy back ached and I was so nervous I could not sleep, and I thought I never would ba r.ny better until I submitted to an operation, but I commenced taking Lydia R Pmkham's Vegetable Compound and soon felt like a new woman." Mrs. IIaywaio Soivers, llodgdon, Me. 2SnELBYViLLE, Et. "I tbaCercd from a severe female trouble, o My right side hurt r.te badly it was finally decided that I must be operated upon. Thcu my husband learned this he got a bottle of Lydia E. rhikham's Vegetable Compound for me, and after taking it a few days I got better and continued to improve until I am, now well" Mrs. Mollis Smitii, Ii.F.D., Shelbyville, Ky. 3 Hanover, Pa. " The doctor advised a severe operation, b'.it my husband got me Lydia E- I'mkham's Vegetable Compound and I, experienced great relief in a thort time. Xow I fed like a new person rind can do a hard day's v;ork and not mind iV Mrs. Ada Y ilt, P03 Walnut St., Hanover, Ta. A Decatur, III "I vm sick in bed and three of the best physi-cians physi-cians said I would have to bo taken to the hospital for an operation oper-ation as I had something growing in my left side. 1 refused to submit sub-mit to the operation and took Lydia E. l'inkhatn's Vegetable Com-pound Com-pound and it worked a miracle in my ease, and I tell other women what it has dona for r.ic." Mrs. Laura A. Criswold, 2137 East "William Street, Decatur, 111. 5 Cleveland, Ohio. "I was very irregular and for several years my side pained me so that I expected to have to undergo an operation. op-eration. Doctors said they knew of nothing that rrpj wovJd help me. I took Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege- Ci?'iv1fr) table Compound and I became regular and free Jjj rf 'Al from pain. I am thankful for such a good medi- 1 s-XK'iW cine and will always give it the highest praise." y) Mrs. C. II. Griffith, 15G8 Constant St., Cleveland, O. II j jj rY2WritetoI,YmAE.PINKII.VMMEI)ICINEC0. (r r'S, W I'jM? (COXFHENTIAL) LYSN, MASS., for al vice. Your letter will be opened, read iiml answered (cuAJ) by a woman and held in strict coiilideiioo, iiur, t. fum.ham His Trouble. A stenographer was out of a job. He was discussing' the best ways and means of rehabilitating his ebbing bank roll with a friend who also was listed 'mong the unemployed. Said the friend: "If I were you I'd write a letter for money." "I have already done so," replied the stenog. "For how much?" "Oh, three 'hciihand dollars." "Well '!" repeated the shorthand man sadly, "the letter asking for the three thousand dollars is all ready to mail, but I'll be darned if I can think of anybody to mail it to." Not Free. "The ocean should be free to evciy-body." evciy-body." "H'm," replied the man who always differs; "evidently you never went bathing from a seashore summer hotel." f Languages. "My wife speaks four languages." "Mine only finds time to speak one." North and South America have together to-gether an area of about 15,000,000 square miles. When all others fail to please Try Denison's Coffee. Too many people are like cider they become sour with age. |
