Millard County Chronicle | 1915-09-16 | Page 5 | [Untitled]

Easily Settled. "What's the trouble about the program?" pro-gram?" "This prima donna insists that her name be in larger letters than that of the trained chimpanzee." "Let her Lave it that way," direct- 1 ed the vaudeville manager. "The monk is intelligent, but he hasn't arrived at i the point where he is going to kick 1 : about the way we print his name." 1 The one thing the average girl can't understand about every man is why he doesn't fall in love with her. The wise man learns from observation observa-tion rather than from experience. 1