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Show SmileAujhilf Sad Disappointment Mrs. Clum And is it a secret? Mrs. Redrier Oh, no, not at all. Mrs. Clum Too bad! I did want to tell Mrs. Longjaw. That's Something A group of soldiers' wives ivere bragging brag-ging about their husbands. The first remarked that at last hers had been granted a commission. "Bill has just got notice of his captaincy!" cap-taincy!" thrilled the second. The third hinted that her husband was hoping for his first lieutenancy that month. In a brief pause the fourth bride burst out bravely, "Well, Johnny still has his privacy, anyway!" Ruled Out? Jasper I thought sure you'd know her. She lives in the same square as you. Joan Perhaps. But she doesn't move in the same circle! Ceiling? "Every man has his price." "What's Jobson's?" "Oh, he gives himself away." Going Down! Pop So you refused young Costli man. Donl you know he descendea from a fine family? Daughter Yes, and how he descended Out West Mamie How well Algie sits or his burro. Lottie Yes, to look at him one would think he is part of it. Who Done It Mrs. Horner Mary, I see t spider web in that corner. T( what do you attribute that? Mary To a spider, mam. Jenky always believed in call ing a spade a spade till he hi his foot with one the other day. |
