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Show The Park Record Section B For the week of April 1 through April 8 B1 a Thursday, April!, 1993 GOLLY, IT SMELLS With You Know-Who! free: lunch anyone? Paul Roily and JoAnn Jacobsen-Wells were caught trying to get a free school lunch at McPolin Elementary School. They had heard that parents were eating there for free and thought it was worth the gustatory adventure. Roily had a hankering for the turkey corn dog. When asked to leave, Jacobsen-Wells reportedly said that she did not want to eat at any school cafeteria without a full-service kitchen. Call 237-2054 MOONLIGHTERS Paul Roily has been seen working as a Birkenstock representative in Park City. JoAnn Jacobsen-Wells Jacobsen-Wells has been seen performing karaoke at Albertson's. Call 237-2054 BROADCAST HAIR Overheard asking for a Randall Carlisle-do(n't) at Vie was Paul Roily. He reportedly also got a facial and pedicure. Call 237-2054 CASE OF THE WRONG PIG We have on good authority that it was Park City Police Chief Frank Bell who was the one who drove into the drive-in restaurant and not the Midvale police chief. Even it is not true, we like to give Frank credit. Call 237-2054 FREEBIES We have the two rows of Les Miserables orchestra seats for opening night and will give them away to the first 13 callers who can answer these three questions. What kind of festival is the Sundance Film Festival? What kind of festival is the Park City Arts Festival? The PGA shoot out is what kind of event? Call 237-2054 WHO IS THE WOMAN BEHIND THE FOSTER GRANTS? Albertson's workers have been concerned about a woman with a notebook who has just been hanging out in the store noting the purchases of famous people. Is this fodder for a future column or does she have a predilection for fruits and vegetables? The only purchases she has made (to disguise her reason for being there) are the National Enquirer or was it The Park Record ?andTopol. Call 237-2054 ENLIGHTENING Roily was reportedly seen counting the number of electrical outlets at the governor's office. He found 32 outlets; six of which were brass and in the floor. Call 237-2054 WHO NEEDS SCHOOL? The Park Record's kid columnist Andy Ryder has been offered a job as the assistant publisher of the paper. The Dave Barry-style writer will take the ACT and skip both middle and high schools. Call 237-2054 NEAR MISS Paul Roily tried to shake hands with Summit County Commissioner Ron Perry after seeing him at the Spring Chicken Inn. After referring to Perry again as the stealth commissioner, Perry very visibly rejoined his fellow commissioners Gene Moser and Sheldon Richins One of whom was overheard saying the chicken is not the only thing greasy in the place. Call 237-2054 INT NA Aim Art Map." At a special press conference held at the Town Lift , III Ma mjm 4mr A M n is art is very big, said Joanna Charnes director of the Park DQ II II P.itv Arte Pinu noil "Thic ovont will riofinitelu nut Park fiitv nn tho vil t i iw WW i vii iiw wvwiit win tl fcWI j I" w' ' wi t t w Art Map." At a special press conference held at the Town Lift (which was covered in layers of raspberry pink chiffon and lemon yellow taffeta) Charnes announced that famed fabric artist Cristo would be draping a special Park City building. "At the Film Festival last year there was a terrific documentary about his work. We saw how he has draped islands, bridges, fences, and even canals in Venice. He came to Park City during the festival, listened to local concerns and decided he could make a real statement here. So, for the first time ever, Cristo will drape a building that isn't even built yet-the Town Lift project." Charnes admitted it would expensive and complicated but said the group had received a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts and a private donation from a citizens group led by a former City Manager who now works in Oregon. "Cristo said the community can't yet comprehend the enormity of the project but once the entire area is swathed in fabric (he is leaning toward plaid flannel but is also said to have entertained striped sailcloth) then the public will see just how big and tall and wide this baby really will be." During the construction phase of the art work traffic will be routed at Carl Winters up Woodside and to Daly and then over to Hillside and down Marsac. "That will also let residents start to get a sense of what the real construction will do to traffic patterns." Charnes said the Today Show and Good Morning America have already expressed an interest in filming their shows from the site and Geraldo has promised to unveil the real 1982 legal agreement about the project which city officials thought was destroyed years ago. "It will be a '60s kind of happening but tailored for the '90s," said Charnes. "Art and politics. It's just so Park City." AT |
