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Show J WHAT IS WRONG WITH DIXIE? Dan Heaton, manager of the Heaton Motor company Jl! answers the inquiry of "What is Wrong with Dixie?" by say-z say-z ing, "Nothing is wrong with Dixie except that entirely too many of us get up in the morning at the alarm of a Connecti-Jut Connecti-Jut clock, button a pair of Ohio suspenders to a pair of Salt "f Lake City pants. Put on a pair of Massachusetts shoes, a-wash in a Pittsburg basin, using Cincinnatti soap, and a cot-Df cot-Df ton towel made in New Hampshire, sit down to a Grand Ra-C' Ra-C' pids table, eat pan cakes made from Nephi flour spread with Beaver butter, Denver eggs, and Ogden bacon fried on a St. Louis stove. Buy wine put up in California, seasoned with I Rhode Island spices and sweetened with Cuban sugar. Put Ion a hat made in Philadelphia, hitch a Detroit mule fed on I Oklahoma gasoline to an Ohio plow and work all day a Dixie 'farm covered with a Federal mortgage, send our money to Ohio for tires and Cedar for autos, insurance and finance, Tie and at night crawl in under a Provo blanket to be kept awake 'U by a bull clog, the only home product on the place, wondering all the time where in the world all the money went to in this wonderful- Dixie of ours. If we would all buy more home . manufactured products and patronize home agencies and in- dustries we could keep our money at home and be prosper-Lous prosper-Lous and happy." |