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Show JUST AS GOOD The lady customer entered the store and headed straight for the pro prletor. "Y'ou sold me some rotten apple; yesterday," she said, "and I'm bring Ing them bark to you.'' "That's all right, lady," hastil apologized the merchant. "Yon needn't have taken the trouble to brlnf them back. Your word's just as good as the apples." A Piano Worker Teacher What Is au engineer Tommy? Tommy A man that works on an engine. Teacher That's right, Jimmy, what's a pioneer? Jimmy A woman that works on a piano. All Stolen Composer My tunes are the children chil-dren of my brain. Pianist Yes, by adoption. Stra Stories Magazine. |