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Show Vanity Cost Job In the old days In (he West, when saloons. Instead of being blind pigs were saloons, a circus magician, down on his lurk, obtained a Jot) ns bur-tender. bur-tender. Oik? day a traveling conjuror visited the saloon where the magician was employed, and In exchange for u few drinks did a number of tricks. The proprietor was greatly Impressed, and, after the conjuror Irft, remarked, "That was a clever fellow. Ills roln (ricks were wonderful.", The magi-clan, magi-clan, who hud said nothing of his true profession, but whoso pride was now aroused, remarked, "I don't think much of I liem. I ran do brllrr my self." lie thereupon look a dollar from his porliel. and made It dlsap pear before the eyes of the proprietor When lie had ivrovrinl from his astonishment, as-tonishment, the proprietor snL "You're loo smart to bundle my inon ey. You're llred."- San Friiurlsrn Argonaut. |