Salt Lake Telegram | 1933-02-18 | Page 4 | Walter Winchell

WALTER WINCHELL (Copyright, lm, Pally Mirror, Ins) AN AMAZTNO MAIDEN Ym do m4 mi what npld lay I know. That's seaa ta everyUilag raj A. Tu n eetf-pi I aa4 same aaaaa U haw Cenusia what year npaiM ta. Im eaitheaiaara Bevet- la eUiai. iH'n vary bard ta analyse, aay 4au. Taa took t have tba easier things explslaed A a thaa yew act aa fct ye didn't hear. ma af year Mtlaoa I aut seas us ah eng. Taa havea'i any taet raa'ra aaaet direct. Taa pas without arknewledging a Mead Ytt treat aaaaa lata! etraager with reaped. Despite all thla ye haw a eharsnlng war, I.nevor hear aa Ul ward data al yam. Taa hoc aa snaking new friend evaey aay And juat Imagine' yaa'rd aat area twal Jaaaad CairalL - a a WHEW! , It actually happened at on of tha tracks last season. A sportsman who had a $80,000 waser In a three-horse race knew It was a eurethtng for hta horse could outdistance tha two naga with him. Tha Jockey, an honest fellow, dldnt know that tha horse Its would mount belonged to tha good-natured aportaman, because It was listed under bis trainer's name. And ao ho "pulled" tha gee-fee until It lost by noaa. Tha aportaman went to tha stables aftsf tha race merely to ask tha Jockey 'how comet" "Well. Ill tell you." pouted tha kid. "I was nr as hell at my trainer. Ha turned ma down flat Just before tha race, whan I asked him for tha loan of $10. Bo I lost on purpose." Tha sportsman handed him tha-tenner and walked away without cracking. And he hasn't beefed about tha bad break ones. Thla I Lory cam from others who knew tha "inside." a a a XHTMES THAT DONT There's a New Day Coming" Is the tltla of a new ditty, tha words of which go In part: "There's a new day coming for Bchults and O'Brien for your child and mlyun." Bay, if there are no rules, how's this? "Let us give each other Hues Just like all the little fishes." a a a OBSEETATION Rosy-Cheeka HeUlnger write that It Is surprising surpris-ing bow readily the foreigners ho has met In Europe Eu-rope can tell an American. That Is vary aim pie. They are always asking somebody for a match. a a PARDON MT MANNEBS "Whatever became of those old gags that went Ilka this Tha man who aaid ha got letter from tha blackhand demanding 110,000 or they'd kidnap his wife, and ha replied: "I havent 10,-000, 10,-000, but your proposlUon interests me!' " ."It waa In another recent column, as was tha "new" quip about tha radio clown whoa rival called him 'the Thief of Bad Oagsl' " see TBUE BTOET Walter Reade, on of tha major minds among tha movie men, had IS movie house thrown back at him after a recent upheaval. Bo Mr. Reade looked over the books to find salaries to cut and save xpenaaa ao ha oould keep tha theaters from closing. He discovered that tha Asbury Park May-fair May-fair had a "maintenance" man who got $M weekly. week-ly. Reada checked him tip and learned tha man merely rang a curtain up and down once a day. Reade aent for him. "Look here," aaid Reade, "let's get together. Ninety-nine dollars I too much tor your Job. can you take a trim?" "Not me," aaid th malntenano man, "I cant work for. lead." Bo Read gav th Mayfalr theater to him as a gift after making th man asre in legal papers to five Reade tha Job of maintenance man. In fewer words th maintenance man now Is th owner and Is starving and Reade gets th and ha no more worries about the house. e a a MERCILESS TRUTH David Murray says that lots of people dont mind not having anything to eat because of th Ospreeeion. It's not having anything to boast sbout that hurts tham.