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Show ON" THE BEACH. Edith "What makes Tom look so put out? ' EdwardTessie took "him In.' ! ' ' - - --- . tus v&vjll ttat. '-'..! Katherlne My brother's college, eleven drove to the field on Thanksgiving day la a 'Mia. - ' . Kidder I guees most of them returned In aa ambulance. Jones I've got a big Job on my hands tMi morning fifty letters to write. Smith Why don't you use your typewriter? type-writer? Jones Too blg-a hurry. A GOOD NAME. Dayton I call this cane my "Don't Worry club." Slayton Why so? Dayton Because If I hit a man on the head with it he doesn't worry any more. ' JE3- . FEARFUL. Mr. Newpop I made a fatal blunder when I told ray wife that the doctor said the only cure for my Insomnia was to take a long walk before going to bed. Mr. Oldwed How so? Mr. Newpop She ' makes me take the walk In the bedroom, and I have to carry the kid. 1 A BIG DIFFERENCE. Teacher A person was born in 1869. ' How old would that person be Bobby Depends on whether it was a man or woman. |