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Show A UTTLE FOLLY, j Youthful Wisdom-Just Wisdom-Just Fun. . . Elachen Mother, when I get married shall I have a husband like father? Mamma Certainly, my dear. Elachen And if I stay single shall I be an old maid like Aunt Anna? Mamma I think you will. Elactoea twith a deep sLgh) Well, I am in a flk. . FACIUS DESeXSTSUS. Stranger (in Ksneas City I want to go from her to Seventh street. Which is the quickest way to get there? Native Boy Go right there to tbe edge s this street an' fail off. mister. THAT WAS AIL. Chicago Tribune. . "Maria." demanded Mr. Btllua, in a loud voice, "what have you been doing to my raaorr "Nothing said Mrs. Binus. "except sharpen it again, after ahaving Fido's tail wiU It. It's all right, lin t it?" BE&OVIJfa THE CAUSES. Waahlngton Star. '"So you belong to ths Don't ' Worry clubr "1 do, end I'm glad of It. although my membership compels me te take a few chances." "In what way?" . - I had to quit looking at the gas meter and weighing my ice." ha was oar. ' Ufa; ' "LHtle boy, does your mother know you spend your money playing craps T' "Well. I guess yes. It's de way I supports sup-ports 4e family." TJ2f APPRECIATIVE WRETCH! Cleveland Plain Dealer. ."What did your wife say when you came home so later' "I really don't know. I can Just remember remem-ber that I woke up three timet and ahe was U11 talking." . |