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Show l. . ... v ... . , ,, The Sunny Sido of Lifo I ev " -; - 80 HE'D HAVE A QUIET DAT. Jinks I gave my big boy a drum at Christmas. Jinks What are you going to give him on Washington's birthday? Jinks A sleeping powder. 1 1 i Bobby Say, pop, what does bleed relations rela-tions mean? Papa It means near relations. Bobby Then room an' you must be the bloodiest relations I've got. r j TOO PAINFUL. "Who gave the bride away?" "Her uncle. Old Tightwad had hysterica hys-terica when they mentioned giving anything any-thing away to him. , EASIER TO GET A HUSBAND. Mrs. Wise I am going to get a divorce. Mr. Noyea Can't you get along with your husband? I Mrs. Wise Oh! yes. I can; but my cook dislikes him. HIS IDEA. Teacher Did you see the eclipse of the moon? Tommy No'm. The sky was cloudy and they didn't have It. NOBILITY AT THE KING. t Sport Sorry you were licked. I took the Duke to see you fight. Pug I tok de count meself. |