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Show A T0UCBX2TO APPEAL. - Beggar Kind lady, won't you help a poor man wot's out at de kneeef Kind Lady How came you to be out at the knees? , Beggar Why ererprayln fer work, ma'am. FISH STORY. First Fisherman I caught the biggest trout I ever saw In my life last week. Second Fisherman What was its weight? First Fisherman Didn't weight it, but when I pulled him out it lowered the river two inches. 4- OF COURSE NOT. Tommy Say. ma, yon said if I eat that piece of cake in the cake box, it would make me sick Ills Ma I know I did. Tommy Well, you ere wrong. It ain't made me sick yet. HE KNEW. Detective Captain About that myaterl-ous myaterl-ous poisoning case; did you hear what the solution was? Detective Wasn't any solution. Just plain arsenic. HE BAN AWAY. She Was It a runaway match? He Oh! yes. They were married on Christmas day. and he left her on New Year's day. WANTED TO BE SUBE. Moun"-Now I'll find out If the moon is made of green cheese! |