Show Birth Control You can imagine how we fait elt tHeother the theother other othi day when we came back to our desk delk and found a pamphlet lying thero there Birth Control Wo Vo opened the tho pamphlet to the first rage page a e and there thero we vc found round It asking us What is Js Birth b. b Control Wo We felt wo we couldn't answer this question very well Inasmuch as we knew very cry little about these things and we wo rambled a n. farther down where wo we found another question v vIs Is there a R. need for tor Birth Control Con Con- was the next question that attracted o our r attention We felt a i little ridiculous at beIn beIng being be be- ing In called upon to answer that question but wo we 0 found o nd it already answered for tor ue- ue In smaller manor type We Ve were getting a a- little curious as to tho questions would take us and we wa finally found one In what wa way may I be beof beof of ot assistance In tho the Birth Control movement and how can cnn I obtain literature And then in hi smaller typo type the pamphlet we f found und had answered this question for u us It said By Uy sending rending your name and address to Margaret Sanger We were Just justa n a little mUa bit ruffled when wo reached 1 We Ve dont don't know why but It bothered us wondering wondering wondering won won- dering w why th thy y sh should confront us with all these questions And the answers too S S STry Try It It- It Happiness is js so contagious contagious' i When we wc meet It face ce It seems t tb us tho the malady Should bo be most commonplace When shouts shouts' someone a Howdy A Accompanied with a n. smile Its It's like a no note nota o of mu music fc That lingers for tor a while Smiling is just a ti habit That we should cultivate If IC someone's sad lad or grouchy grouch Just throw a a. smile smile and and wait walt A ANN N HOWE S 0 Or Nothing at All Last LIlt night I went io fo a show and came in tt at t the the- middle of the tho vaude yule villa program It was good in f fact ct I r remained to aee see sea it all over again Then Them when the performers again pulled the same apparently extern extern- g gags ga and wise cracks in the tho same way with the same lame expressions ex ex- the same movements I Iwas Iwas was wal a sorry rry I stayed Wonder what an actor thinks about during his hs act Probably th tho same thing a bricklayer thinks about while he is laying ng bric bricks s. s a S 5 Were We're Still Damp Someone called us s on the telephone telephone tele tele- phone the other day to tell us were we're all wet for entering g the tho sheriffs sheriff's race Tace Th They y out We we were Just trying to be smart and that we were not serious about it Jt The They raved for lor about abut five minutes and aDd hung up T We would have liked to tell them we really Were were not all wet but damp as as we have explained before In fact our ur platform is entirely damp and we hate being Accused of being wet Theres There's but one ono thing we wo miss In tho the political campaign were we're con ducting on our own hook hool We Ve haven't an any campaign c. funds to play pIny with We Ve haven't ha had a dollar deBar contributed from any of oC our back back- ers era But while that's a. a little ittle disconcerting disconcerting disconcerting discon discon- from a business standpoint were we're Lather i-ather pleased with the whole thing because wo we wont won't have ha to tofile tofile tome file me our campaign expenses when we wo get elected to office S S S Mystery There was a touch of ot mystery in inthe tho the voice volee of or one of or tho tim city's younger young young- er bloods when he ho called up on the telephone yesterday Its ls l's a a. pit pity he said mournfully mournfully mourn mourn- full fully that some somo folks cant can't do something without having stories peddled all aU around town about them Wo Vo asked what whit his dilemma was t all aU about but ho refused to let us In on his s secret ret Id Just like liko to let Jet you OU kno know that some people would bo ho a a. lot better off ore If It they'd mind their own business ho lo continued Still we were unable to shake the awful truth from him He lie seemed highly ups upset t about the tho whole thing and wed we'd to have belp helped d him No uNo he said laid after we had urged him to confide in us If you just say that some folks would be better better better bet bet- ter off if they didn't carry tales that will be enough And now that weve we've done donG that were we're still wondering what ho was wu thinking about ART AnT DECK |