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Show conn B&YTI& By TED ROWLAND This is the season when sea serpents do their sea-serpenting- and goggle-eyed vacationists rush to the nearest near-est newspaper office with excited ex-cited tales of the monster. A summer without sea serpents is as immprobable as .buttons on a coat of tan. When the report re-port comes in everybody except ex-cept the serpent gets a picture pic-ture taken. It seems the deep water dragon never shows up when there's a camera handy . . . unlike the less modest humans. Maybe he's smart enough to konw a little mystery mys-tery makes a Grade A monster mon-ster out of him, while a picture pic-ture might show him up as an overgrown angleworm. And that would never do. A young couple was married mar-ried in a cave in Pennsylvania. Pennsylvan-ia. If things ever go wrong they can always claim it was so dark they didn't konw what they were doing. Remember Re-member your friends and relatives rel-atives on anniversaries and hirthdays with greeting cards from DANIEL'S DRUG, 214 South Main. Phone 7. |