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Show Hews Motes ... ! i i Shame for Sale! ; BECAUSE of Congressional Im- I munity from libel laws, I Can ; Offer My Constituents a valuable ! Washington Service CUT-RATE DEFAMATION OF YOUR OPPONENTS! OP-PONENTS! v REASONABLE RATES Slight Reproach $1; Simple Slander and Imputation of Ill-Repute $2; Villification (Including Unfounded Charges, Slurs, Neurotic Neurot-ic Tirades, Below-the-Belt Abuse, Scandal, Dishonor, Sickening Sarcasm) Sar-casm) $3; Blackmail and Threats to Blacklist 10 Percent of All You Collect; Slurs Obtained from West-brook West-brook Pegler and Joe McCarthy 50 cents per dozen. Compare My Congressional Brand of Innuendo, Diatribe, Abuse and Stigma with Vishinsky's Brand They'll Stand the Test! REPUTATIONS SPOTTED WHILE YOU WAIT Send Only the Names of Your Enemies. I Supply the Chastisement. Chastise-ment. I Am a Veteran of Senate-Floor Senate-Floor Opprobrium, Excelling in the Polite Sneer, Acid Insinuation, and Debasement of Everyone with Whom I Disagree. CHARACTER ASSASSTNATION BY EXPERTS . I Have on My Staff Several Reformed Re-formed Communists, Willing to Traduce Humanity under the Guise of True Democracy These Goons Are Experts in Arranging Hearsay Evidence. Does Your Mother-in-Law Belong to the Weekly .Sewing Circle? I Can Prove It Is a Subversive Organization. Organiza-tion. I can Find Your Boss' Name on the Letterhead of the Communist Commu-nist Party. Who Can Read Russian and Say It Ain't There? Gift Subscriptions to the DAILY WORKER Arranged for People You Don't Like. GET MORE FVN OUT OF TELEVISION TELE-VISION Have Your Wife Investigated Investi-gated by a Congressional Committee. SPECIAL BARGAIN: Under My Famous Guilt-by-Association Budget Budg-et Package Plan, I Can Label Anyone Any-one Having Associates (Even Hermits) Her-mits) a Security Risk, Disloyal, Un-American, Subversive, or a Traitor. Low Rates for Kiddies Who Want to Taunt Their Teachers. SEN. HOOEY BALDERDASH |