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Show I 1 A Line o' Type or Two "What fools these mortals be!" 4 . . It Is no end fortunate that the mobs twhleh are rioting In various sections of the country do not have access to liquor. Inflamed by rum, they might lose control of themselves nnd destroy life and property. prop-erty. Germany tore up a scrap of paper because be-cause she was not Kctinitf as much as she wauled. Union tear up scraps of paper for the mime reason. Stir tn what moral you please, add hot water, and serve. But Schopo Was Not an Idealist. Sir: Schopenhauer said. 'Ignorance If a disgrace only when found in company with great riches." How much did Henry say he paid for his house? G. J. Li. "Robbery" Is too crude a word to describe de-scribe the gc-ntlo Honaruting of China from Shantung. As we fay in the language lan-guage of diplomacy, .la pan' a artless design de-sign Is merely "economic penetration." One Bay Per Gent Is the Rule. (From tho LA Grange Citizen.) To rent l.arg-, nicely furnished room suitable Tor tw'o gentlemen with four Uu'tie windows. When Labor erlea out, "The public be dimmed!" it commits a greater absurdity than did old Vanderbilt; for Labor is a much larger part of the public than Capital. The right of the public to damn itself Is. how ever, Inalienable; nd in thus appraising Its own worth It cnnllrms the judgment of some of our beat philosophers philoso-phers Assuming That He Ha3 Mental processes. Sir: Mr. Hriggs' pictures, "YVnndrr what Ho-and-so thinks about'.'" suggest a ; query us to what a prize lighter thinks j about. In the pictures of thelate com- bat Mr. Wiliard's expression." while he rests on his knee with one hand on the ropes, tntlmat es t hat hi: ma y have ben meditating nn that standard medical treatise, "The lHudvantugcs of an l'p-rlt;ht l'p-rlt;ht Posture." IC. C i It is probable that nin who are rich enough to hire, other men to led thtm in bve minutes any thing they wish to know are not often seized with a d-irc to know anything. Tluir curiosity does not, therefore, cut deeply into their incomes. in-comes. The Canal Zone Is Not a Priinroso Path. (Prom the Patnm.i Star and Herald.) For the benefit of tho persona in I 'ana ma and t he can a! zone who do not understand the SpihIhIi lamriuiie or the lawn of the republic, tin explanation of the recent Judical interpretation of the itingunge of article n"J'i of tt-.e administrative adminis-trative code In published. Tne article, tnma'.at.fd Into Knulisa, !ay: "Those who publicly execute dlKhonsl a''tbns will be puntshrd wltn from three to nine d.ivs of nrrt-M." The court eontrtnd the. wnrda "dishonest actions" to prohibit anv demonstration of affection such as ki?!ng. embracing, or Mttlnu on the Knee of another In automobile, or In any othe- '-hl'-lc, even th";iL,-!i such delnon-s delnon-s ;it i on If made ht-1 ween hu?; i c.d nnd wife or other relative. All persoi.n htu therefore earned tat any ri-tnott: a-tion a-tion of this chaffc1-r !n public pin -cs may result In thMr arrt. A. i. Lamb, Inrtp.-leii. 1'anarra Poh'-e Kurec. H muni hi a irre.il reM- f In some quarters quar-ters to learn Mat th" wheal cmp lf probably Miort. An earlier r-ort of a bumper crop threatened a re In t Ion o! the price of food. Heard on the Bus. S:r: Man with southern and conL-nbil accent to eondiJ' tor. "I '"es t.M bui stop at that rnoiHK vci- pier ' ' Ouiductor (to me ) : "Hid you h. ar Mat guv calie the niLclp!k:e pier a mono- ycle pier"" Gi'.KTIi:. , The Delirious Editor. ( Prom the rieroton, Ir.d . I'ecord ) l'rop In I'l err d nn could not tudp being be-ing Imppy If th'V tried H'ip-dnes Is a churn' t'-t in-.!-' of the pluce. Wh-n a person per-son In ,'',ii an v w rif t who fte.-ms pj.t a ilt!e bit happier 1 1 win any ;My i-e. jut n ill tie more emu en ted wuh til bom.- urroumUrik!". it mav be known ih.u be from I'.tTc. 'on It 1 here the young man drnmiK of co ir'.ru his wife, ('cncin' l.e Puds charm. -.m: '. Inte!lig.n eie-u.iw eie-u.iw e, i-'dnement The niahb-n picks 1it lo r here be. .viwfl of Ills n-Willm'ss. ).; Induntrv. and hn Mr! ft. Ib-re the old niiin d-'lUhlH to spend hts d itninr years !n iml-rude nnd pen. , l'u-:- eton. Tierce-ton. Tierce-ton. i.M tt 'lion i m of ha;piuesa and Joy, king may Mio wnve. Thoutrh the rey -ilt n of Indulge nee In hfi-r ami la-l ihevism ni.iv varv, h. and b. it r- alike In orio i i t . but !i arc thr product of f-Ttiom.itH.n. Jazzltn? Snyliic of t bo Juveniles. Sir: Am-nl (dmi'l vtci pe:f.cUy ndr. thfil word ') the e.'i''l" strike and )" k-(ni k-(ni I threat filing tnv'f and other Sf rvpe mlnioni of your I, trie, (h missus re-nnt re-nnt r kl "I w pupa r- 'fl vi-d ti e dol-1 dol-1 it s r v time hi- m.ikcM the line." Whereupon friend daughter s.iid: "I w Iph he wot t"ti doll iirs every time lie dor "n't make It.'- J. I'. H- Anything to Got IIolp Thrs Days. (l Yom Hie M.idow.n I u-mocrat Wa Hed at Hotel K-iiidoiph. Sterling. III., Int i lawn hoi el j or I ei . one w iio c.ui shine nhoejt ,uid pr s.h clot him:. liooin f u rid si led ; and a I so cha mbri'ina Id. Thf central m.iT In rurope Is no lnneer I'o. h. but Sir Mrl.'n ( 'nkn vne. the new governor of the J'.ank uf Kugland. Boston Bos-ton New n Hurcau. The (ld Ijvdy of .labnerdle Street. Wo Know One From Another When tho Wind Ib Houthrrly. Sir: A summer reporter will red any thine: but when 1 ph k up tho ' Tall of the Oinil'erbti.dn" and rend for the hundredth hun-dredth time that "he listened to the dear call of th netting p.irirbUe." 1 think It high time (hut you be notified. if India In-dia nee even you should n't know the dlt -ftuence between quail and partridge, consult con-sult Mr. W'ooda and Walters. TOKi 'H. With no thought of d I ml n I sh I n f; the glorv of the men who ret ut ned ft mn ovitsi'm- wearlni: ivtir ci-omcn, f nuiln- mIh 1 ha t t he person w ho deserven the di'shmu t Ion, "the. Iinivrnt inn n In the World." Ih tlu neu'piiper pluil m; r :i tbrr. Tb In man lnke his life In his uehl -s(.i Ined I in iirl da v In. da v out . When be din w:i near a mesh of rmnbulunta nil hunds forgot for-got thdr quflrnd ami leap on the camera man. Wo ILito No Wah to HunproRrt tho Info- Hlr: Wliv iml let the geimral public In on tho f.id that (lie brut barber on th-b-rt In the fluid n rim: I mi. MancMccr. N. II.. Ih none other than Mr, i 'hn mpou 'J K. T. T. The l-iuropci n coin boior Is raising Ili4 deucf with the onnilld'ln of Matcacbii' Belts. As .'"Hh reiuarlted. Willi a tl.ish of Irri ta I ion. t luu e's n I ways some du nined bug. And Gosh Unci They Itntnrt to Ilnvo lor Ool I I'roni (lie Soul h vv f'd A mum lm u 1 Mis 1 lurry l.nwis l'oi d, who for the pii-lt live veni'M has I n I lie .Ucst of bi-r SIM or. Mis. Charles Homier, led Yldn' for Kiiiiwum tllv Ih Not Nuturn Woudoifulv ( Km.iii I li" San ft -a n. b.co lliilld in l A ftc.i I'linipliu: ('.round Is to he opened nt flaroi'vllln f,,,' punlMhi with spi'lng i a I ef a nd clei 1 1 h' pow er, |