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Show I Hearty congratulations to "Gke Yo-iel Yo-iel on his championship laurels, well The "Slnr-Spangled Banner" is no'.v prpposcd for tho National anthoni. But tho "Iiod, Whifo, and Blue" is better. Tho Norman sar&ino catch 5s reported re-ported a failure; hut as long as the minnows hold out, Ihcro will be no lack in tho sardine supply. Ji BoEton man wanle a divorce because be-cause hi3 wife attached him "with huge chunks of roast bcof. '" Tho cook-in cook-in z must have been dreadful. Conpros." appears to bo wasting its tunc- on the theory that what necessary appropriation bills it fails to pass can bo passed nt the oxtra feossiou. . Boing hot by mistake for a deer it not nnythinjr near so humiliating as being phot by mistake for a rabbit, rliough it may be quite- as ofTective. That was surely a bold captain who made confession of graft to Commissioner Commis-sioner Waldo in Greater Now York. ITe mnst have taken Waldo for "one of the bunch," realizing his mistake Cleveland Plain Dealer: A pack tff Virginia foxhounds will grace tho ihaugural parade. Of courso the cle-in cle-in phant and moose, both in chains, i shouldn't be forgotten,' Nor .the Democratic donkey, rampant. The same speech was made at ever' m I session of tho Belgian Senaic for twelve I I successive years, b.v a Senator; but B I when he delivered it for the unlucky I i thirteenth time he was discovered and ' li.vpojcd. But nobodj' iras hurt. H i Newspapers started in this country ISj last year, J0SG; newspapers defnnct in MB) tliis I'ountry lns-t year, KJi50; survival Htti of the fittest. 36. All the newspapers in this country reeoived last year, Hn SKao.000,000. Who bays there's no wfj money in the newsnapcr business? Hjj Memphis Commercial Appeal: "If H Mr. Munsoy's plea" for a 'holding K party' is that tho Bcpublicans shall m Jiold the Bull M"ooscrfl and the Bull Pfij 'i-ooaera tihall hold the Republicans In j while tho Democrats hold the ofllces, Ifl it looks to us like a real nice little Jgj Tennessee has chosen as her Lwo flj immortals." whose statues aro to fill B the niches in Statuary Kail to which BK -ho State is entitled. John b'evier and Wm Andrew .lackM)n. Obvious selections, K these; and the State has great reason U .t"or pride in them; for few State can BJ present their equal. Wfflt Noting Wm. A. JIarrimau as a Wm director in the Ilarriman railroad prop- Bff frtics, will be cordially welcomed in Hfi all this region. If he shows tho same nf energy and friendlines.v to tho people WUt and tho coiumunilies of tho West that 1& his- father did, that welcome will be H broadened and emphasized. . Hffj The Boston Globe unkindly i-uye: H H ' While Chicago is rovising her list of It K 1701 street names, of which fi7S are dn- M plicates, she might consider whether it BE I wouldn 't bo advisable for her to change gf tho name of Goetho pfreot to something El which is easier for the natives to pro- H nounce." But Chicngoans hare no m diiliculty at uU with LlMtt name; they jn-onouneo it; Getty; hnrd g, please. ffim ivThe Cleveland Plain DoaJer iiskfi SB 3'. " tiow of the deelarotion of tho B Dcmocratip platform a to the Philip' WM pineB, there should be nny differenee of ppiniou in Doniorntie rnuks about fix-ing fix-ing a date for tho independence of that ajW itrchipclago. The rojuow is imsy to MR; ive; Democrats of iuten!gene nrt uKji respon.Mbility aro eomiu; i0 gee UttU that part of tho Democratic platform i ait crudest sort of imbueility and MRI When the Master Builders of thi Wm city referred iu their letter to lha IBM Capitol Commission to raising a bid nf- mjm for It was opened, they did not, hs tnov Wmm ,irpiain, menu to intimHte that the eom- Wmm 'mission would either change, or allow Wmm .to ho changed, the actual figures of WHL the bid. What they meant was that pfjM the changes in !poinVatious. aud 'i ''extras,' wnulrf rai-o the tgii--f t-i ) he profi o t" t outrf nr T 's ; ( u d'fi'ercncc n tlu ois'rui.n i ,1, MB language that tho Master Builders wish to mako plain. |