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Show "Dead flics cause the ointment, of H! m the apothecary to Bend forth a stinking savour; so doth a little folly him that HH is in Tepntation for wisdom and honor.'" Ecclosiastcs, x., 1. . Hs Hk Brinp the aviators hoTo! V ' ' - Up again, down afjain, gone- again H1 Paulhan. H A cood flay for a good thought walk to tho right. r Will the meat trust kindly step onto Hj, ue public carpet?' H' Shoo prices going up, too. They're even determined to add to tho cost o iH i the kicks. t H? , President Taft, iu other words, desires flh United States Senators to do something Hi in return for their pay. Hi Those "who are attempting to put Mr. H' Taft in a hole will .at lonst.be obliged to furnish a big one. H, "Back to the soil!" shout tho ccono- Hr mists; but tho averago 'man will keep Hk out of it as long as possible. Hii Each railroad tie treatoil by the oil process, it is said, takes up about three Hf' gallons of oil. The old soaks! ; H'j When a man charges his wifo with H, having no brains, she is bound to ad-Hl' ad-Hl' mit it under tho proof that she married him. r President Lewis of the United Mine H. Workers desires not, to bo confounded H' with the J. llam. Lewis of alleged pink- whisker fame. H) Hj In the year there wero four . hundred and seventy boiler explosions, , not including tho bursting of the Eoose-velt Eoose-velt third-term boom. Having settled tho question, "What j is whi6ky!" President Taft might now h devoto liis attention to tho query, Hp "What is a Eepublican?" Masked bandits held up a Missouri H Pacific train on Friday evening; which B' i goes to show that there are others than H) ' trust magnates who must have tho money. They say that it is difficult to dcter-Hj dcter-Hj , mine who it is that gets tho big profits made in tho sale of food products, but it ib as easy as falling off a log to find ,1 oat who pays them. H - ' Some big events are scheduled for i Bait Lako in tho near future; but the Hh real thing is undoubtedly that Press club show that tho newspaper boys are f ' going to pull off nt the Salt Lake The-ater The-ater on February ninth. f HI I Solicitor George P. McCabo is making J preat progress in his official career nt Hj ( . Washington. f Ho is a product of Utah, H i , ad is as, great a credit to his State Hi I as he is to Former Senator Canuou, who Hr i started him in his well doing. H i Hj. Weetern Governors are said to en- m ' dorse Senator Carter's message to givo Hn j' ' control of the water power to the sev- H, I J eral States; and in that fact doubtlosa H ' i the executives of the JEast will discover H '), I . their chief argximent against it. 'i , ( j ,1, t The proposition is that people shall H 'l'" 1 refrain from onting meat, and cat moro H , ' i vegetables. Which may bo followed by H ! another proposition from tlioao who con- Hl .', ' trol tho vegetable market that the in creased demand will naturally increase the price. |